vincisomething:

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

While you’re at it, watch John Mulaney’s full shows.

cannibalpsychopath:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

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Music Box Theater
Centuries (Music Box)

dontclimbanymore:

america-you-wanker:

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this is so dramatic sounding
just put it to something in black and white going in slow motion

Tom Hiddleston, Chris Colfer, Eddie Redmayne Harry Styles Ben Barnes Simon Pegg Luke Newberry, Matthew Lewis, Russell Crowe Luke Pasqualino, David Tennant, UN Envoy Ahmad Alhendawi and Keifer Sutherland Jerome Jarre, Peter Gallagher, Douglas Booth Neil Gaiman, Logan Lerman, Jared Leto

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS